Married with Children Unaired Pilot Episode


Peggy Bundy is sitting at the kitchen table clipping coupons, when Kelly Bundy crosses the kitchen and sits down on the couch in the living room to do her homework. Behind her her brother Bud Bundy jumps out of a pot plant, grabs her hair, pulls her head back, and draws a rubber knife across her throat, saying "Die, commie bimbo!" Peggy looks at them and tells Bud to cut it out and that no one likes it nor thinks it's funny.

She then tells them to go to school and they leave.Al Bundy walks down the stairs with a bandaid on his palm, carrying a little cactus, and asks Peggy if it is hers and whether there is a reason why she put the cactus where the alarm clock used to be. She tells him she thought it would dress up the room and then apologizes, as she realizes she forgot to tell him to be careful before slamming his hand on it in the morning.

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He tells her it's okay since he stopped the bleeding with her slip and asks where the kids are, while crossing to the fridge. She tells him they already left and that Bud has Show'n'Tell at school that day with the subject "What does daddy do?" so if the beer and the remote control appear missing that night, that's where they are.Al frowns and says that he hopes Bud will bring them back because the Bulls are playing on TV to which Peggy responds with faked enthusiasm.

Al sarcastically counters that at least it gives him a reason to come home. He then checks the fridge for food, its down next to her and notes that they are out of juice. Peggy claims she didn't have time to buy any to which he sarcastically questions if she has a job. She remarks that the housework she does for him should probably be considered more an adventure than a job and that he could buy juice on the way home from work.

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